MIAMI VS. BOSTON
This series is a dream for NBA fans. All kinds of story lines going on, the main one being the old Big Three vs the new Big “Three.” I think there is one issue that has not been discussed on ESPN and other sports “expert” analysis programs. I call this the XXX factor of this series; the question of whether Delonte West is still boning Lebron’s mom. I think it will be one of the key issues affecting the psyches of the two teams, no?

MIAMI VS. BOSTON

This series is a dream for NBA fans. All kinds of story lines going on, the main one being the old Big Three vs the new Big “Three.” I think there is one issue that has not been discussed on ESPN and other sports “expert” analysis programs. I call this the XXX factor of this series; the question of whether Delonte West is still boning Lebron’s mom. I think it will be one of the key issues affecting the psyches of the two teams, no?

Nate Robinson tweets, in song. This girl is hilarious, with a nice voice too.

From Basketball Jones

Boston Pops Orchestra. Two things: Band is cool. Shaquille O’Neal is a wonderful man.

Nate just wants a pony ride

Nate-“Pony ride! Pony ride! Pony ride! Pony ride! Pony ride! PLEASE!!!!!!!! Pretty please?!!!!!!!!

Paul Pierce-“Get the fuck off me, I’m trying to look really cool right now with these air wings”

Antoine Walker is apparently trying to make a come back in the league, hoping to sign with the Idaho Stampede (NBA Affiliate of Denver and Portland) after playing for a bit in Puerto Rico. I remember Antoine Walker most for when he was paired with Paul Pierce and the two of them were the face of the Boston franchise…oh how things can change so quickly. Pierce eventually won a championship, Walker eventually had legal disputes, got cut from the Puerto Rico Guaynabo Mets, and then filed for bankruptcy. 
I do wish walker the best in his come back. He was pretty awesome cause he could go off for so many points on any given night…mainly cause all the guy did was shoot threes. When asked why he shot so many?

"Because there are no fours." 

by Geoff W.

Antoine Walker is apparently trying to make a come back in the league, hoping to sign with the Idaho Stampede (NBA Affiliate of Denver and Portland) after playing for a bit in Puerto Rico. I remember Antoine Walker most for when he was paired with Paul Pierce and the two of them were the face of the Boston franchise…oh how things can change so quickly. Pierce eventually won a championship, Walker eventually had legal disputes, got cut from the Puerto Rico Guaynabo Mets, and then filed for bankruptcy. 

I do wish walker the best in his come back. He was pretty awesome cause he could go off for so many points on any given night…mainly cause all the guy did was shoot threes. When asked why he shot so many?

"Because there are no fours." 

by Geoff W.

Sources have reported that Celtics center Shaquille O’Neal “missed Boston’s practice on Monday because the veteran center forgot the time it was scheduled to start.” Really? An 18-year NBA player forgetting when practice starts? I propose:
He was busy getting his dome felt by nerdy Harvard kids studying the thermodynamics and heat transfer on the scalps of 7-1 360 lb men.
He was rapping about how much he misses Kobe’s ass and how it tastes
He missed a deadline for his PhD dissertation on “The Duality of Humor and Aggression in Leadership Styles”
Was working on his Bahston accent by watching The Departed 34 times repeatedly
By Nikhil J

Sources have reported that Celtics center Shaquille O’Neal “missed Boston’s practice on Monday because the veteran center forgot the time it was scheduled to start.” Really? An 18-year NBA player forgetting when practice starts? I propose:

  • He was busy getting his dome felt by nerdy Harvard kids studying the thermodynamics and heat transfer on the scalps of 7-1 360 lb men.
  • He was rapping about how much he misses Kobe’s ass and how it tastes
  • He missed a deadline for his PhD dissertation on “The Duality of Humor and Aggression in Leadership Styles”
  • Was working on his Bahston accent by watching The Departed 34 times repeatedly

By Nikhil J